ASHEVILLE '26: BROTHER
MISSION PARAMETERS: HIGH ALTITUDE / ZERO STRESS
SUXX YER BUTT
FIGURE 1.0: THE MOUNTAIN [GRAIN REDUCED]
RESTAURANTS
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Good Hot Fish
Chef Ashleigh Shanti’s fish fry joint. Coastal Carolina soul food.
Order: The Fried Catfish Sandwich.
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if you don't get the hushpuppies.
Leo’s House of Thirst
West Asheville wine bar with a massive backyard. Michelin-selected but chill.
Vibe: High-end snacks, curated wine, and patio heaters.
Little Chango
Hispanic craft kitchen specializing in Arepas.
Pro tip: The "Pernil" arepa is non-negotiable.
CAFES + COFFEE
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Farewell
Minimalist and laser-focused on quality. Natural light and clean aesthetics.
Pop Bubble Tea
For when the group needs a break. House-made boba.
Well-Bred Bakery
Local legend.
WARNING:
The giant cookies are the size of a human head.
ACTIVITIES
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South Slope Cheese Company
The essential pit-stop for ultimate cheeses.
NC Arboretum
434 acres of groomed trails. The civilized way to see the mountains.
Asheville Pinball Museum
$15 for unlimited play. 8-bit chaos and zero quarters required.
